http://www.engrish.com/

http://www.engrish.com/ crick here

Yentes!

Laugh

Ponder this

If everything is Free - How do we get paid?

Why do you Tweet?

Why do you tweet?
Is it for others to meet?
A great City to Greet?


OK enough with the rhymes, but seriously why is it that we tweet?

Tweets to snicker or sneer

@mrdavehill

I hate when stuff is labeled "for external use only." What the f#%k? How about I decide where I can and can't put something for a change?!

@WendyLiebman

I can't have kids according to my lease.


@AlecMapa

I speak French like Miss Piggy, Spanish like Dora, and German like Col. Klink. Who says TV isn't educational?

@ChristFinnegan

Just a reminder: this is NOT a Verified Twitter account. I mean, this could be anybody typing this. Disorienting, isn't it?


@lizzwinstead

Can we just compile the names of all the rightwing homophobes caught with men and call it Larry Craigslist?

@jokesdotcom

Maybe you should follow @fluffyguy's example for #MothersDay and fake your arrest for your mom's amusement/horror.


@lizzwinstead

For the love of all things Holy- Don't hold signs that say you wanna teabag people if you don't want to be called a teabagger. #advice

Empire Ave

So have you heard of it? of course you have or you would not be reading this. Would you?

Damn it that was 2 questions